Calmness in our lives...

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have
started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished
off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.